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Tour de FARCE: US Intel report on Russian “interference” a hilarious parade of paranoia politics… zero evidence… just rehashed delusional conspiracy theories

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We really have reached the point where everything that’s run by the political left has devolved into a parade of delusional paranoia. Whether it’s man-made “climate change,” the purely imagined “KKK hate crimes” epidemic, or the hilarious delusional conspiracy theory about Russians “hacking the election,” everything the left has come up with in recent memory is rooted in sheer fiction (if not slobbering mental illness).

The latest laughable attempt at creating a Russian boogeyman to scare all the little leftist snowflake children has arrived in the form of a US intel report released Friday. Titled, “Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent US Elections,” the report is so laughably devoid of a single shred of credible evidence that actual journalists all across the world are rolling on the floor with hysterical laughter.

“Every time IC repackages its same assertions in a new form, media acts like it’s been proven, even though it – again – includes no evidence,” Tweeted one of the few remaining independent journalists on the planet, Glenn Greenwald.

In another tweet, Greenwald followed up with, “It’s shocking how much this report was hyped and how literally no effort was made to include *any* evidence at all.”

In response, left-wing trolls on Twitter accused Greenwald himself of “working for the Russians.” (That’s now the excuse the everything the left doesn’t like. Must be the Russians!)

A circle jerk of rehashed left-wing paranoia

In essence, a tiny number of Obama puppets inside the CIA and FBI just “made s##t up” and then tried to pass it off as legitimate intelligence. The laughably hysterical document — widely and blindly repeated everywhere in the obedient but mindless left-wing media — is nothing more than a circle jerk rehash of delusional conspiracy theories.

Notably, there isn’t a single piece of actual evidence found in the entire report.

The report spends much of its time covering RT, a media organization funded by the Kremlin: “RT’s coverage of Secretary Clinton throughout the US presidential campaign was consistently negative and focused on her leaked e-mails and accused her of corruption, poor physical and mental health, and ties to Islamic extremism,” says the report.

In other words, anyone who was critical of Hillary Clinton was obviously working with the Russians, right? Never mind that she was an unlikable, deeply corrupt, criminal-minded mob boss with an obvious neurological disorder who pre-sold the White House to foreign interests.

Opponents of fracking are also working for the Russians, you see

It gets even better. The report also implies that environmentalists and opponents of fracking are working for the Russians, too. (Yes, I know. It’s just beyond hilarious.)

“RT runs anti-fracking programming, highlighting environmental issues and the impacts on public health.”

Noooooo! Say it isn’t so! You mean to tell me that people who are concerned about the environmental impact of fracking are really working for the Russians? For the record, that’s about 90% of all leftists, by the way. Apparently, not only are all the people on the right working for the Russians (because they hate Hillary), but also all the people on the left are working for the Russians, too (because they hate fracking).

According to the CIA, then, everyone is working for the Russians. Except, not Hillary Clinton, we’re told, even though she was the U.S. Secretary of State who approved the Russian takeover of U.S. strategic uranium mines… a convenient fact the lying left-wing media refuses to report.

A Tour de Farce of intelligence bullsh#ttery

If you can stop laughing, consider the fact that the left-wing media takes this bogus intelligence report as “fact” even though it is completely devoid of any evidence. The entire thing is nothing more than Obama sycophants ginning up scary bedtime stories to tell each other, then labeling it all “intelligence.”

In truth, there’s no intelligence to be found in the report at all. It’s so devoid of facts, evidence and sources — but rife with opinions, conclusions and “analysis” of opinions — that the whole thing should probably be renamed Tour de Farce: The CIA’s Drug-Induced Assessment of Make-Believe Threats to the Kingdom of F##ktardia.

In conclusion, the report wildly discredits the CIA, FBI and NSA with its cringe-worthy (and obviously politically biased) “analysis” that reads more like twisted, drug-induced paranoid delusions than meaningful intelligence. The very first thing President Trump should do after being sworn in, obviously, is to drain the swamp at the CIA and remove every single analyst churning out this paranoid hogwash.

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Same Leftists now demanding US intel on Russian hacking hoax wanted to hear nothing on the FBI’s case against the Clinton Foundation

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To the extreme Left, there is nothing more sacrosanct on this earth than politics and the power it brings. That’s why they are so hypocritical – when it comes to their blood sport, the ends always justify the means.

To wit: The same Democrats and Democratic operatives who were more than happy to claim “there’s nothing to see here” when the FBI was investigating their anointed nominee, Hillary Clinton, are now demanding to see intelligence on the Russian “interference” in the U.S. election, which is nothing but a hoax narrative.

As noted by The Daily Sheeple, the hard Left – still licking its wounds after Clinton’s second loss in her bid for the White House – appears to have decided that “The Russians did it to help Donald Trump!” is the narrative they will run with. The Democratic Party’s propaganda organ, otherwise known as the wholly discredited “mainstream media,” is now parroting the narrative in true echo-chamber fashion, as though it weren’t something created out of thin air.

Worse, there are actually political institutions that are buying into the lie as well, including the House of Representatives, which quietly passed intelligence-related legislation recently that included a provision aimed at combating “Russian propaganda” – something the U.S. intelligence community has a) been doing already; and b) engaged in itself.

But of all those who are banging on the drum the loudest regarding the made-up narratives of “the Russians hacked us” and “fake news did in our campaign” is the Hillary Clinton cabal. For a short bit of history, you may recall that Clinton blamed Russia for the trove of leaked emails and documents released by WikiLeaks throughout her campaign, claiming that all 17 agencies within the intelligence community had proof of Russian cyber-intrusion into her campaign’s emails and others belonging to the Democratic National Committee.

For the record, there is no “consensus” among the nation’s top intelligence chiefs that Russia is guilty of this, and besides, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has said publicly that Moscow is not the source of the hacked emails of Clinton campaign manager (and longtime Clinton confidant) John Podesta. Further, an October 2016 joint assessment from the Office of the National Director of Intelligence and the Department of Homeland Security found only that the hacking is consistent with past Russian hacking efforts – which have been ongoing for years and have also taken place in Europe and Asia – not that all 17 intel agencies had “proof” of it (our intelligence agencies do the same thing, by the way).

Now, in a sick bid to perpetuate the lie even further, Podesta is demanding the intelligence that “proves” Clinton was denied and Trump was the benefactor of the “Russian hacking.” Per The New York Times:

As the swirl of allegations around Russia’s efforts to elect Mr. Trump roils Washington, one voice has been absent: Hillary Clinton’s.

John D. Podesta, Mrs. Clinton’s campaign chairman, broke the silence on her behalf, demanding the declassification of all information about Russia’s meddling as well as an explanation from the Obama administration of what it knew and when it knew it.

In a statement, Podesta made the false claim that the CIA “has determined” that Moscow’s “interference” in the election was done “for the purpose of electing Donald Trump,” though, again, the intelligence chiefs do not support this claim. Podesta goes on to wax poetic about how he and Clinton care so much about “our democracy,” while pretending “this is not a partisan issue.”

First of all John, good luck getting the intelligence. If it even exists, it’s going to remain classified and you don’t have the security clearance to see it. Your former boss may still have hers (something that ought to be revoked by the incoming Trump administration), but she has proven she cannot be trusted to adequately protect sensitive intelligence.

Secondly, why weren’t you demanding to see all the evidence against your former boss when the FBI was on her case for using an unauthorized and unsecured email server to conduct high-level intelligence business as head of the State Department?

Hypocrisy much?

This entire ordeal is a farce – a nonsensical and phony narrative in a pitiful attempt to steal the election from Trump at best, or delegitimize his presidency at worst. That these political animals could not have cared less about the “intelligence” and evidence the FBI had against Clinton proves they only care about power, even if it means destabilizing our republic.

Sources:

TheDailySheeple.com

NationalSecurity.news

Freedom.news

NationalReview.com